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Comments for "there was an oold woman who lived in a shoe"
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so funny +1
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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone; When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. She went to the baker's To buy him some bread; When she came back The dog was dead!
She went to the undertaker's To buy him a coffin; When she came back The dog was laughing. She took a clean dish to get him some tripe; When she came back He was smoking his pipe.
She went to the alehouse To get him some beer; When she came back The dog sat in a chair. She went to the tavern For white wine and red; When she came back The dog stood on his head.
She went to the fruiterer's To buy him some fruit; When she came back He was playing the flute. She went to the tailor's To buy him a coat; When she came back He was riding a goat.
She went to the hatter's To buy him a hat; When she came back
He was feeding her cat. She went to the barber's To buy him a wig
When she came back He was dancing a jig.
She went to the cobbler's To buy him some shoes; When she came back He was reading the news. She went to the sempstress
To buy him some linen; When she came back The dog was spinning.
She went to the hosier's To buy him some hose; When she came back He was dressed in his clothes. The Dame made a curtsy,
The dog made a bow; The Dame said, Your servant; The dog said, Bow-wow.
This wonderful dog Was Dame Hubbard's delight, He could read, he could dance, He could sing, he could write; She gave him rich dainties Whenever he fed, And erected this monument When he was dead. :):):)
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So cute. :)
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